LIMITED EDITION: ALIEN ABDUCTION
Celebrate your fav intergalactic hottie with these Hot Alien Summer sunnies, part of the goodr’s new Alien Abduction line. When you wear these sunnies, you’re a hot alien too. Have a nice trip to another planet, you sexy Earthling. They’ll love you on Saturn. See you this summer!
FREE GLOW IN THE DARK STICKER WITH EVERY PURCHASE!
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- Non-Reflective Lenses
- For Regular Heads
- Best for Rides Around the Milky Way
- Made for Running
- Great for Beasting and Biking
SUMMERS ARE HOT
ESPECIALLY when your alien ship lands close to the sun.
Gonna be a Hot Alien Summer!
Better have the right sunnies to match.
Whether for your hot self. Or your hot alien abductor/friend.
1 NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL ORIGINALS
A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)